N a v i g a t i o n

jonesandbennett:

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

(via givemeashotofadrenaline)

coupscoffee:

*gets hit by a car*

Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?”

Me: “Please… I need my… phone”

*opens TUMBLR*

Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

(Source: sidnugget, via ugly)

cleromancy:

how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated

(via ruinedchildhood)

howtobeafxxkinglady:

none of this would have happened on myspace

(Source: fuckrashida, via only1600kids)

historyandmemes:

“We didn’t enslave them. We rescued them. Made them Christians. This is all fine.” 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

(via nice-wig-janis)

spankjonze:

i’d rather die than read anything longer than like two paragraphs on this site

(Source: greggaraki, via jigglypuffsvevo)